Brandon’s Summer School Graduation Picture

Brandon now has a Street Dance degree, innit?

Further to my last post, here is a picture of the man himself, in his little gown and mortar board. Bless. He did do a really excellent rap, about recycling plastic bags, at the presentation ceremony. Look at those tired eyes – that’s what four days of student life does to you.

Obscene Sausage

Was looking at old photos this evening and found this picture of Brandon (only taken three years ago, hasn’t he grown?!).

Look at his naughty face! He persauded me to take a picture of this sausage (in a cafe) because “It has a bell-end, like a penis”. Hahahaha!

Who Will Play Me In The Film Of My Life? (With Pictures)

I will almost certainly be played by Bette Midler. I know she is thirteen years older than me – but I haven’t had plastic surgery.

I suspect Bette will let her roots grow out a bit if she pretends to be me. She will probably flatten her hair and wipe her make-up off too.

Basically she needs to look like a woman who never expects to be photographed.

Of course, if the film is an animation, I will be played by a potato…

Back On My Diet

Well, it has been fun but I think I need to get back on my diet. I lost over 60 pounds in a year but I’ve put 8 or so back on lately.

Food is my drug of choice. I eat when I’m sad, I eat to celebrate, I eat when I’m bored, I eat to put off things I don’t want to do, I eat to stuff down my anger, I eat to sabotage myself, I eat because I’m always “hungry”, I eat because I’m watching TV, or sitting at the computer, or I’ve just finished the hoovering, or I’m reading a book… I don’t know, I just bloody LOVE eating. 

But I don’t love having a big fat arse. Time to hit the salad!

Chinese Medicine Centre

This Chinese Medicine Centre is near our house. I love the sign, because it is INSANE. Can you imagine having an illness and thinking “I know who I trust to help me get better!”  and actually meaning this place? Hahaha!

The picture I used is from here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinq/ 

 All rights reserved – used with permission.