Tonight, Dave and I watched a TV show where they demonstrated some brilliant technology, that allows people to control things with their minds. By wearing a funny little electronic headset, you can control adapted vehicles (or whatever) just by thinking about where (and how fast) you want them to go. Awesome!
ME: This is brilliant! Soon they’ll be able to make special legs (or leg braces) for people who are disabled – then the wearers will be able to control those legs with their minds ! They will be able to walk!
ME: Oh, but it could be dangerous!
ME: What if the disabled person was walking down the road and then remembered they hadn’t locked the back door, or paid the rent? They might start thinking about that and get stressed. If they got stressed their legs might go out of control and run in front of a car! Or, say they started having an argument with their girlfriend – their legs might go berserk and jump off a bridge!
ME: Because they are being controlled by the person’s mind! If they lose concentration, or get upset, their legs could do ANYTHING!
DAVE: I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that their legs will not go berserk because they’ve suddenly remembered the gas bill.
ME: How do you know THAT? You’re not an expert!
DAVE: No… But I assume the disabled people will be learning how to control their legs before leaving the house and after that there is no reason for robot legs to rampage around the streets, with a disabled victim balanced on top of them, is there? Why would thinking about something unpleasant cause their legs to do that? I ‘m fairly sure that I control MY legs with MY mind and they don’t do wild and violently inexplicable things, at the drop of a hat, do they?
ME: No. Oh yeah… Even if you’re not disabled, you do control your legs with your mind, don’t you? I forgot that.
DAVE: You’re a dickhead.
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