I will almost certainly be played by Bette Midler. I know she is thirteen years older than me – but I haven’t had plastic surgery.
I suspect Bette will let her roots grow out a bit if she pretends to be me. She will probably flatten her hair and wipe her make-up off too.
Basically she needs to look like a woman who never expects to be photographed.
Of course, if the film is an animation, I will be played by a potato…